ULTA Birthday Gift 2017 : Benefit the Porefessional (January-March)

Preface: do all Ulta stores have terrible workers, or just mine? I was the only customer and the cashier basically ignored me while gossiping with another worker about a new worker they hated. Then she didn't tell me Happy Birthday or Thank You, and she just tossed my 3 items at me without offering a bag- it was just so rude! Don't treat customers like that, especially on their birthdays WTF. So I don't care how bratty I might sound in this post, Ulta ruined my morning.

ULTA celebrated my January 2017 birthday with this insignificant, sample-size product:

0.25 oz Benefit the Porefessional primer

What am I supposed to do with this? One use will barely fill the pot holes in my nose! Pointless.

Let's look at the birthday gifts Ulta gave out last year- why the hell did the 2nd half of 2016's birthdays get FULL-SIZE Urban Decay eyeshadow, when the first half got crappy hairspray and mascara samples?! WHY, ULTA?? WHYYYYYYYY?? And now, 2017, they want to rip me off again by giving me a

 dumbass sample of Benefit primer?!..........................cool, that's cool. I'll carry this unappreciated-customer-birthday-gift-memory with me for all of 2017. Every time I see a sale flyer, every time you send me a coupon: I'll remember:

I really don't need so much makeup afterall 😌 Thank you for saving me money, Ulta!

I will continue updating this post with Ulta's 2017 birthday gifts:

January, February, March = sample of Benefit Porefessional primer

April, May, June = sample of Lancome Monsieur mascara

July, August, September= NYX limited edition 10 eyeshadow palette
October, November, December= IT Cosmetics deluxe sample SuperHero mascara

Update: it's December and I've avoided shopping at Ulta all year 😊